ENEMA’s NOT REQUIRED

My boss was so far up my ass I literally had to reach up and pull her out. 

This was my life for a year until she thankfully went on mat leave. 

She was a micro manager and not only that, she craved detail down to the decimal. Excel, color coded, worksheet after worksheet. Every morning that I saw her walk through the doors an air of discomfort came over me and I felt the misery seep right in. 

On the bright side, I’m pretty sure my math skills improved. Also on the bright side, my exit interview with HR was pretty epic and I expressed how this manager literally killed every ounce of desire to work for the organization. 

I left, but years later…she’s still there. Pray for all those that came after me.